is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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