@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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