That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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