Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My vagina is very pro this idea
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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