now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm sobbing to NWA
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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