Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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