They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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