I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This is the high leading the old right now
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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