5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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