Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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