Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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