I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if i died would you start the facebook group?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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