god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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