He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
of course. lets lasso hookers.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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