The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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