I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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