have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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