Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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