Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
operation harelip BJ is a go
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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