He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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