grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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