I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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