I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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