Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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