I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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