If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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