he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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