ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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