Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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