when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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