Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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