dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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