garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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