He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We were destined to go to rehab together
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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