Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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