How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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