All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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