i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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