I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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