Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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