doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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