I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
