I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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