my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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