WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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