I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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