O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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