i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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