Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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