ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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