if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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