they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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