real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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