So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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