Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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