she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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