Non-Jews are for practice
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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