$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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