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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone

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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy

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(636): View more from Missouri

I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.

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(707): View more from California

They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield

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(801): View more from Utah

He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.

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