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• (352): View more from Florida

  I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.

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  You stay classy.

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  The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.

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• (845): View more from New York

  No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.

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  The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.

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  It's definitely revenge time.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".

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• (909): View more from California

  She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.

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