Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I got inside last night via doggy door
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy