am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex