How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
