it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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